Okay, here goes: Researchers at the Northumbria University in England and the University of Gottingen in Germany have preliminary data suggesting that women are most attracted to men who have big, flamboyant dance moves! Wait! There's more! The study further concludes that "attractive human dance moves, particularly those of males, have been reported to show associations with measures of physical strength, prenatal androgenization and symmetry." I know, I was dumbfounded myself when I first read this article, but THIS IS SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH!!!
|What physical strength, prenatal androgenization, and symmetry!|
|Watch Napoleon demonstrate his mating rituals!|
I guess this study also explains the dance stylings displayed by the openly gay Cazwell in his video "Ice Cream Truck." Notice that these men, while demonstrating many flamboyant moves, focus on the lower half of the body, particularly the pelvis. Instead of the neck, they move the tongue. Wrong, wrong, wrong! This type of behavior should NOT be perceived as attractive by women according to the research. In the name of science, I've been studying this video closely to see if I agree or disagree with this hypothesis. So far, I've watched it 27 times...
Shout out to Annah at Red Means Go for posting this video and for her awesome blog!!!