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Monday, August 2, 2010

Undie Dog Strikes Again!!!

They say the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting you have one. I hate to embarrass him in public like this, but his behavior is out of control. I've talked to him, reasoned with him, scolded him, empathized with him, and rewarded him for good behavior, but it's all been to no avail. I'm growing desperate! His habit is affecting my life and costing me money. He needs to deal with this problem and stop this behavior. I'm not usually judgmental, but this is just wrong; it's perverted. My dog is an undie addict!!! He promised me he'd stop after my last post about his behavior, and he did well for a while. Then, he relapsed. I found one of my favorite pairs of undies in the middle of the floor with several big holes chewed in them and guilt written all over the dog's face. Another trip to buy more lingerie for me. Will my husband or daughter's unmentionables be next? We can't continue to live like this! Addiction is a family disease.


  1. Look at it this way.
    You were saved a trip to Victoria Secret for crotchless undies. ;0)

  2. Was my first comment too risque?
    I didn't see it posted, so I just toned it down. :0)

  3. just read your comments-nothing too risque for me! was the above comment the first one you posted?

  4. If you have that word verifier, I think I just found the problem why my first comment didn't go through.
    Did not wait for it to show & went to the next post.
    That's me, always in a hurry to go nowhere fast. ;0)


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