Saturday, June 26, 2010
Bad Mommy Moment
Tonight after dinner I noticed that there was a slice of green pepper left on the kitchen table. Any normal person would pick it up and put it in the garbage. I picked it up and flung it at my 14 year-old daughter. When she asked, "What was that?!" I answered, "assault with a pepper!" and broke out laughing. Needless to say, she was not amused at my pun. What kind of mother flings vegetables at her daughter just to be able to make a play on words? At least she'll have something interesting to tell her therapist some day!