Stupid People Give Me Migraines!

Hey,
Just had to get this out of my 46 year-old, hormonally whacked system, so you, my friends, get to be the beneficiary of my bile induced rant this evening. What kind of idiotic salesperson, who is, I may add, herself no spring chicken, asks a customer who's checking out and buying lingerie, dammit, lingerie, whether she's a member of the 50+ club?!! This is not a question one poses to a perimenopausal woman who's trying to cheer herself out of her bloated, fat funk by buying some new panties and a matching bra! I'm trying to decide whether to plead temporary insanity or justifiable homicide.