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Monday, July 16, 2012

and This Little Piggie Had Lipo

You know who you are, and you are making the rest of us sick! Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about! Yes, YOU! You think that just because it's summer that gives you the right to do what you're doing? Well, it doesn't! Have a little concern for others even if you have no self-respect. It's bad enough that we have to look at it on the beach and at the pool but you even parade around town. It's disgusting! It's gross! No one wants to see your FAT TOES!!!

Oh, I know what you're going to say. You've tried exercise. You've tried dieting. Nothing works. You even look at a piece of cake, and it goes right to your toes. It's genetic, you say. Well, that's no excuse. You will be happy to learn that toe liposuction can fix that pesky problem once and for all! You will no longer have to hide your feet in embarrassment come sandal season! Plastic surgery to the rescue for only $2000 or more!

So what are you waiting for? Book an appointment with a plastic surgeon, and go get yourself a "sleeker toe profile" right now! Toe liposuction is truly the miracle medical procedure we have been waiting for. Get toe lipo, and help combat this country's toe-besity problem today!

OMG! Ladies, you should be ashamed of those fat toes!

6 comments:

  1. The scariest part is that you didn't make up the word toe-besity.

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  2. Ugh, fat toes on a dashboard...horrible.

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  3. Really? Toe Lipo? This world just keeps getting crazier.

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  4. LOL. Seriously?! Anyone THAT worried about their toes needs to get a life.

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