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Sunday, July 18, 2010

You Want Some IQ with That?

Why are some people so OBLIVIOUS?!! What is it about the stupid gene that makes it survive, even thrive, from one idiotic generation to the moronic next and not be weeded out like the useless mutation that it is? And why is it that when I'm tired, hungry, hot, sweaty, having my tsunami of a period and in a hurry because my Super Plus tampon is about to give out, I get the Ditzy Mother of the Year and her brood of subpar intellectual urchins in front of me in line at Five Guys?

Mom places her burger order and all seems well until the guy behind the counter asks if she wants any fries with her order. Now, remember, the dining establishment of which we speak is called:


  1. Couldn't wait until I read your next post.
    Thus read..... was the winner I knew it would be. Too funny. Grinning like a Cheshire cat.
    Would howl like a wolf, but it's one minute to eleven p.m. & hubby would think I was on the prowl for a mate...........which is not the case.
    Got a headache! wink,wink ;0)

  2. OMG! You're encouraging my snarkiness and vitriol! This could be VERY dangerous!!!


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