Don’t you hate it when you pay good money to go to a world
class cultural event, dress in your best gown and diamonds, have the chauffeur
clean the Rolls, and then have your evening ruined by peons? Well, that didn’t exactly happen to me last
night, but I did get mighty annoyed by the truckloads of jackwagons that were
sitting near me and my husband at our daughter’s school orchestra concert!
Now I know that we’re talking about a school event and not the Met, but come on people, show some respect! These kids have been practicing
for months for this concert, and this was their chance to show what they have
accomplished. If you can’t manage to keep your iPhone turned off for an hour,
then stay home. I just laugh every time
I hear someone complain about the rudeness of kids with their cellphones
because, in my experience, adults are just as bad. The first step is admitting
you have an addiction…
Then there was the obnoxious kid next to us who spent the
ENTIRE concert loudly whining about being tired. He was being passed around like a hot potato
from parent to parent and squirming wildly like some alien creature trying to
hatch from its pupae. Not once did it
occur to these people to take the child out to the lobby despite withering
glares from others in the audience. If I had only brought my tranquilizer
darts…
Not to be outdone by Whinemaster Jr. and the Oblivions was the
dude sitting behind me. He must have had his doctorate in high school orchestra
crit. During each piece, he felt the need to comment to his companion on the
strength or weakness of that particular section. So enlightening
was his commentary, it could not wait until even the end of the piece. He just
had to interject while the orchestra
was still playing. “The cellos didn’t end that measure together.” “They had the
pacing a little off there.” The most special treat was when he started humming
how he thought the tune should sound while the kids were still playing. I’m amazed that I was ever able to appreciate
a concert before, now that I’ve experienced one with his narration!
Next time you hear someone complain about how rude teenagers
are in public, consider where they may have learned their behavior. The acorn
doesn’t fall far from the tree.